Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars